be happy. & stay happy.

albinogoat:

localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

this was really profound, thank you

passion:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?

hot as balls

napoleonbonerhard:

napoleonbonerhard:

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

fuckgomez:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

do this pls

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

everets:

when bugs don’t understand that I could murder them

lameborghini:

choosing whether to tell internet friends ‘i love u’ or ‘i love you’ is very difficult bc even though they mean the same thing one is a lot stronger than the other and i dont want to freak them out u feel

voltamin:

i’m creating a new word called “kittycrush” a kittycrush is when you like someone so much all you want to do with them is make strange noises and cuddle and spend half your life sleeping on their favorite possessions